What the heck is Little Troubles?

You and your friends have found a genie, and that genie has offered you ONE wish. The only catch? The oldest person in the room gets to make the wish. That's not fair, not fair at all! The genie, in all of his infinite wisdom and kindness, has granted several items around the room regressive powers(to make things fair of course). Send your friends back to diapers while keeping your potty training intact to earn that wish!